joke of the day (Note blondes - Trigger hazard)
A blonde wants to get rid of the cat and her husband secretly
decides to suspend it. She takes her into the car, 20
homes goes far is the cat and goes home. Ten minutes later
the cat is back.
Well, thinks the blonde, was perhaps a little short
the route. Sits down again with the cat in the car, 5 km
travels far and will stop them. Twenty minutes later, the cat is back home
.
Enough already! thinks the blonde, takes the cat into the car and drives
20 kilometers, then through the woods, over a bridge, right, left and
is the cat finally out in the woods on a
clearing.
calls for half an hour later, the blonde at home. "If the
cat there?" she asks her husband
"Yes, why?"
"get it sometimes on the phone, I have moved me."
.... today really made me laugh .....
